The dowry has been paid. Vows have been made.
Luthor has realized his long time dream to marry his niece, Lewlee. The bloodline will now remain pure.
The wedding was going well until Loreena, Luthor's Step Sister, dropped her pistol and shot off her own big toe. But, no problem, she plans to have her thumb grafted in it's place.
For those who wish to give the couple a nice wedding gift, they are registered at Pawn America out Telephone Road by Wal-Mart.
The reception was very special since it was catered by "Pig in a Bucket".